My kids have dirty fingernails. And they aren't bathed everyday, and some weeks we're lucky if their hair is washed once. They get messy; playing in the mud, smearing food in their hair (well, the four year old not so much anymore), painting or drawing on their legs, arms, faces. Child maintenance can be overwhelming, and I find a rinse in the sink or kiddie pool often suffices. Especially because every single time I wash Ezra's hair he decides that is the night that his dinner would make a good conditioner. So yes, along with a messy house, I have messy kids.
And messy kids means messy me. My kids stain their clothes and, unless they're wearing something special, I don't usually even bother to treat the stains. Just wash and dry and oh well. But I do like to have some clothes in my own closet that aren't kid marked. And I've found a few great ways to pretreat the stains I most commonly acquire from the kidlets. And, as with all stains, it is important to treat as soon as possible and before drying the item in the dryer.
Coffee or berry stains - So, the coffee stains are one of those that might not be inflicted upon me by my children. But berry stains definitely are. It seems inevitable that once a child of mine has strawberry juice running down face or arm, the only thing they want to do is grab my shirt. And to be honest, I don't really mind, because I kind of like removing coffee/berry stains, the process kind of tickles me. This is from the back of my beloved third Joy (although from memory): Spread the stained item over a bowl and pour boiling water on it from a height of two feet until the stain is gone. Yes, seriously, boiling water will remove those seemingly permanent coffee or berry stains. If your bowl fills up before the stain is gone, simply (and carefully) swap for a new bowl and reuse the water from the first bowl.
Blood: Ladies, this is a great one even if you don't have kids. You know why. This is one I learned from my midwife and have added my own tips to. Pour hydrogen peroxide through the stain (from the underside (so the stain doesn't go through the fabric, but leaves from the same side it came in on, does that make sense?), let it bubble a bit, pour some more through if necessary. It is sometimes necessary For really stubborn stains you can soak it in hydrogen peroxide. And never again by the dinky little bottle, grab the big one. A few of them. And check out some other amazing things you can do with it.
Mud: This is the most tedious type of stain to get out, and the most frequently seen in this household. Fortunately, I don't have to use this tip much because it's usually just the kids' clothes that get covered in mud, and those, I just let go. But, if you're got some mud stains you'd like to battle, here it is. Let it dry! Otherwise it will smear. Once it is dry scrape off as much as you can (I use a butter knife) then use a scrub brush, a bit of dishwashing liquid poured directly on the stain and enough water to rinse and rub/scrub the stain out. Be careful, the scrubbing bit can fray the fibers of some types of cloth.
Oils/butter: Okay, so maybe I get these stains myself. I do get a bit over zealous when eating buttery corn on the cob. Massage dishwashing liquid into the stain and let sit for about ten minutes. Rinse with warm water and repeat until the stain isn't visible; let air dry. If the stain shows up again once the item is dry repeat the process.
I'm sure there are other great stain removal tips out there, what is your favorite?

